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June 09, 2005
Mutant
About five minutes ago, I was talking to my boss about a project we have been working on this summer. When I speak, I have a terrible nervous habit of putting my hand up to my neck while I'm listening to the other person. Imagine my surprise when I felt a two inch mutant hair growing out of my neck. Suddenly all thoughts turned to my hideous mutant hair. Could I pull it without my boss noticing? Would I be able to find it again if I took my hand off my neck? Why was this happening to me? Why do I have to be so gross?
So, I took the chance of drawing more attention to my deformity and decided to pull it. It's hard to be nonchalant while you're trying to pull a two inch mutant hair out of your neck. Not to mention, it was much harder to pull it than I thought it would be. That sucker must have sensed that I was trying to excise it from my neck, and, latched on for dear life. Gross.
But, I was victorious. I am no longer plagued with that mutant hair. Now, I'm only plagued by the idea that there must surely be more. How can I walk around knowing that I have mutant hair growing out of my neck? Someone please give me a tranquilizer. This mutant hair stress is freaking me out.
Posted by trina at June 9, 2005 01:34 PM
Comments
Ya, I noticed that a few months ago but didn't mention it. Hehe (just kidding)
Dont feel like just you are gross. The entire population of the world is gross.
Posted by: Chris at June 9, 2005 05:36 PM
Not as gross as me :)
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