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March 03, 2005
How Many Gray Hairs Until I'm an Old Lady?
So, I am going through a crisis. I guess it can't be described as a mid-life crisis, since I'm sure I'll live past 56. It's even more misleading to call it a quarter life crisis, since there is no way I'll live to 112. So... maybe this is my 33.33% life crisis.
I am going gray.
I thought I made a deal that this would never happen to me. I would never age if I just managed to stay in college (so far so good on that one). I would never turn 30, I would never get a wrinkle, and I'd never have to worry about high blood pressure, bone density loss, or dimentia. Those would be reserved for someone else.
But, I'm going gray.
Ughhh... I never pictured myself becoming an old lady, but, it's going to happen (unless that big comet with the Earth's name on it finally comes down here and ends life as we know it). Being faced with this new event, I must come up with a contingency plan. There must be some advantages to growing older... Maybe I should save all my really crazy partying for when I'm an old lady... I can picture it now... "Oh, I'm sorry Officer, is this your car? Oh, dearest me, I must have made a mistake. I'm sorry for all that confusion." Who would have the heart to arrest a little old lady?
Well, I guess I have more important issues to weigh now. Should I get rid of the gray? Or, can gray hair be attractive... drop dead sexy, even? I just don't know.
Posted by trina at March 3, 2005 01:09 PM
Comments
wow .. i hope i never live long enuf to get gray hair :)
Posted by: adam at March 7, 2005 10:01 AM
Don't worry... you won't... muahahahaha
Posted by: trina at March 14, 2005 03:12 PM