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March 28, 2005
Easter Shmeaster
I'm a fan of Easter. It always marked for me the beginning of spring... the days look prettier and it's not as dark and dismal outside in the morning. It's a time of rebirth, renewal, and all that good-hippie-love-stuff.
However, I am skeptical of this Easter bunny fellow... the one bringing bags of candy to everyone in order to celebrate.... just where did this bunny come from and why is he trying to derail my diet?
Okay, as so many other symbols of holiday fun, the Easter bunny has its origins in pre-Christian fertility lore. The Hare and the Rabbit were the most fertile animals known and they served as symbols of the new life during the Spring season.
So, apparently, Easter is the time for the rabbit to inspire us to mate like bunnies. The candy is obviously to serve as fuel for these marathon humping sessions. I guess we could all think of the Easter bunny as the forkloric pimp for all of us.... I think I can get down with that... right on. The Easter bunny wants you all to do it.
I guess we all must obey the bunny.
Posted by trina at March 28, 2005 02:31 PM