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February 08, 2005
When do I get my talkshow?
I should have been studying or checking my email or cleaning my house... but, I was caught this afternoon in the vortex that is daytime television. I watched Maury, I watched Jerry, and I even caught a little Jenny.... I was transfixed by the television screen... as if I were an addict. I wonder if there is a Jerry-brand crack?
There was a pattern to everything I saw though... Woman comes out screaming, "That's MYYYYY Man. Ain't no one gonna tell me any different. That's my baby's daddy."..... Man comes out and admits that he cheated.... Other woman comes out and all hell breaks loose... The women scream at eachother and somehow manage to rip eachother's shirts off. (I happened to also notice that not one of these women were wearing granny bras).... the staff pulls the women apart... and there may or may not be a paternity test....
So, now that I have this figured out... can I have my own talkshow? I think I'd be good at it. I'd provoke the best fights, share the most touching moments, and reveal paternity test results with gusto. Maybe this is my calling. I should have been a talkshow host.
Who knows? I may still get my chance considering the fact that I should have been working... and my procrastination could cause me to fail out of school.... After I flunk out, I could backpack across Europe to find myself... meeting some exotic man named Eduardo who gives me my first shot on Spanish televison.... I'll work my way up the ranks and land my first job opposite Jerry on a competing station.... only to win the ratings and become the queen of daytime television!!!
Posted by trina at February 8, 2005 12:53 PM
Comments
can i have some of whatever it is yer smoking?
Posted by: adam at February 9, 2005 09:21 AM