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February 07, 2005
Babies
I've finally hit the age where most of my friends are having babies... or thinking about having babies... or potty training their babies.... or swapping parenting stories about their babies. When did these biological clocks start ticking? Was I not paying attention? I guess I didn't get the baby memo.... I don't think I have a biological clock. (btw- what time do you think biological clocks are set for? because I am soooooo not a morning person)
It's not that I dislike children. I like my friend's kids a lot. I just like to be able to give them back to Mom and Dad when they blow an o-ring or some unidentifiable goo starts to pour out of their face or they begin their best wail to raise the dead.
I'm just hoping that the sudden rash of baby showers I have been invited to will soon subside. I don't know how many Winnie the Pooh diaper bags I can afford this year.
So... everyone... I will share my grandmother's favorite tip on birth control... the best is the put an aspirin between the knees and hold it there... not forever... just long enough for us childless folk to recover from the last shower.
This has been a public service announcement.
Posted by trina at February 7, 2005 01:21 PM
Comments
Tis true...I was just talking to a coworker in Chicago about his kids...and how he coaches his son's baseball and soccer teams...
Posted by: alpha at February 8, 2005 08:42 AM