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January 18, 2005
That's Evolution
This morning in class, the guy next to me was complaining to the guy next to him that he doesn't have a girlfriend. He seemed utterly perplexed as to why a "catch" like himself couldn't get a date.
I felt the need to interject into the conversation, but, realized that I couldn't. See, the reason that he can't get a date is much more scientific. It's evolution. The characteristics that he displays make women want to run in the other direction as quickly as possible.
It's all a part of the natural course of life. We can't get angry with evolution, it's how we got these nifty little opposable thumbs. The rest of us who do get to mate with the opposite sex should feel better about our future generations. This guy's genes aren't gonna be contaminating the gene pool.... and for that... we can all be glad.
That's evolution... and it exists so he won't mate...
Posted by trina at January 18, 2005 12:39 PM
Comments
Ah ha ha ha ha. :p That, and I'm also glad that the woman who died when she fell off a 2nd floor balcony while doing a handstand on the railing can no longer reproduce...
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/18/balcony.death.ap/index.html
Posted by: alpha at January 19, 2005 08:09 AM